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U.S Slime Integration Administration

Careers at SIA

Find a flourishing career in slime integration. Help our gel-based friends find a place in our world, from emergence to education to employment.

Learn more about careers at SIA

Applying for SIA & SEI Grants

Apply for or manage a federal SIA grant for community-lead slime integration organizations.

Register as Integration Service or Employer

Early Emergence Guidelines

Learn how to safely handle newly-emerged gel-based organisms and supply the support they need to become a well-adjusted and productive member of society.

Read Emergence Guidelines

The SIA Mission: The Three E's of Slime Integration

  1. Emergence

    From the moment of emergence, slimes should receive direct support to understand this world they find themselves in.

  2. Education

    Our world is complex. Slimes emerge with a basic understanding of many things (language, life, manners), but wider concepts such as civics and the economy, must be learned through eduction.

  3. Employment

    Once a slime completes education, they will be prepared to join the workforce as a productive and proud member of our American society.

State-Level & Regional Slime Integration Services

Many states run their own Slime Integration departments and/or private or community-run slime integration programs.

Helpful Links

Slime Employment Initiative (SEI)

The Slime Employment Initiative is a federal program that provides incentives to private businesses for providing employment opportunities to slimes who have graduated from our integration programs.